Hear what people are saying about JreGCoin:
“How could gmail filter out such a critical correspondence? Only possible explanation is that google fears jregcoin.
I will jHODL this jregcoin forever, and in no way regret my purchase or my acknowledge.
Really could have gotten away with getting bored and giving up halfway through – actually delivering on your promises is the least crypto-scam-like thing you can possibly do. I guess that's just what sets the jregchain apart.” —Michael R.
“For $50 I could have cured a person of being blind! Glad I did something more productive!” —Ryan
“Wow I love my Rare Kloyn Jregcoin #14! Now this has truly made my existence tangibly better!” —Gauge A.
“4.11/5. I bought 84 Jregcoin but only 69 of them were shiny, I had to throw the others in the garbage chute. The shiny odds are nice, but they’re not great - know before you buy.
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A few days after I bought this coin, I started hearing voices that, as far as I know, werent there. One whispers to me excitedly that it was the best financial investment I have ever made. The second voices a belligerent speech about me wasting a substantial amount money on a what is obviously a poor attempt on capitalising on a shitpost. And another voice tells me to eat the coin as it is a part of JrEg (much like the body of christ), and that I should seek to drink JrEg's blood to fully consume its essence.
I have also been seeing around me waves and oscillations of JregChains on my computer screen, cup of coffee, the patterns on my cats face. The ray of sunlight that creeps into my room when I wake up is made up of wavelengths of JregChains. Their energies produce vibrations that overwhelms my ear drums and instill a sense of impending doom. I am now afraid of sitting near my fridge, the noises it makes reminds me too closely of what the vibrations of the JregChains sound like.
—Stephen M.
“I can’t believe I gave this guy 50 fucking dollars.”
“It's not 5 star because I had to wake my obese mother up to wire me the money after I paid her in cash, that was kinda cringe ngl”
-Christian W. ★★★★☆
“I received $50 dollars this morning from my wife so I could go to the store and buy groceries. I’m not allowed to actually keep track of our money because of reasons that will become obvious. Just before I was about to check out I got a notification for your jregcoin video. I watched the video as the cashier was scanning the items. Then those words came out of your mouth… “How much is jregcoin going to be worth, we’ll you buy it for 50 bucks then um well yea um” I knew what I had to do. I left the groceries without saying a word to the cashier and walked over to the atm and put the $50 dollars onto the card she only lets me have for emergencies. Then bought your coin. I thank you for blessing my family with you jregcoin as I will hang a print out of it right next to the Jesus statue with a cut out of you face on it. Thank you our lord and savior jr egg.”
“Awesome. Thank you, I have received my exclusive Jreg coin. The jreg chain is truly an amazing piece of technology to be able to error correct with this level of efficiency. “
—Zack B.
“It was the winter of 1983. I was in the tundra of Siberia. Cold. Afraid. Hungry. No hope. Except for one. JREGCOIN. When I called upon it, the JREGCOIN community, they bestowed upon me all that I needed and more. I was instantly teleported to a 50 acre mansion that rested upon the most beautiful valley. The pantries were filled with the most scrumptious of meals of which I gorged myself upon. At this moment I realized that as much as I needed the warmth of a shelter, I required the warmth of companionship. And like a genie, JREGCOIN granted my wish and bequeathed to 69 virgins, all who clung to me. Thank you JREGCOIN, you have saved my life,, and have given me purpose and meaning. ”
—Dylan L.
“JreGcOin has caused me to abandon all my fundamental values and axioms. I now identify as Jreggender, have renounced centrism, and am wiring 10% of my networth to JrEg annually, as a tithe.”
-J.J. McCullough ★★★★☆
“I acknowledge. Still got Jrugged.”